The things that come out of my 4 year olds mouth!

(just TOTALLY RANDOM)
Damaris-do babies crawl out?
me-No.
Damaris-Moms push them out. 
ME- Yes.
Damaris-Does it hurt?
Me-Yes. 
Damaris-Sometimes it hurts and sometimes it doesn't.
(Pause)
Damaris-So when can I have a baby?
Me-When you are bigger and you have a husband. 
Damaris-How old will I have to be?
Me-At least 25. 
Damaris-Are you older than 25?
Me-Yes. 
Damaris-How old are you? Me- (I tell her lol). 
(silence)
Damaris-Mom, you remember the movie with the green guys in the forest? We saw it at t the movies and the princess....

Granted she is having this conversation while she is playing with her Barbie. 4 year olds!!